Mr. Supernonchalant

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via barebackinq)

— 9 hours ago with 168741 notes

fakebreast:

sgt-dangle:

fakebreast:

when bae tells you they want to eat your whole entire assĀ 

image

#dead

^ disrespect

(via the-perks-of-being-a-fagg0t)

— 11 hours ago with 340 notes

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 11 hours ago with 46828 notes
lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via j5h)

— 20 hours ago with 60323 notes